i literally just ate most of a piece of pizza and a pickle for dinner while waiting for moh to get here so we can wine and cheese snack (i like that these are verbs). I know what you're thinking... pizza and a pickle? isn't that the perfect new york recall? no, it's not. first of all... pickles and pizza don't go together perfectly... and 2nd of all it was deep dish pizza and I'm from NY so it was nearly a sin except for the fact that making anything else would have required work and staying in the kitchen, which would have ended up with me staring at the tobasco flavored cheese crackers until i opened the box and crammed have of it in to my face. by the time moh got here i'd be plump and sleepy and there would go my wine dreams...
iiiin any case... i at t-minus 4 weeks from round two of dress shopping that may actually have dresses that are what i'm looking for or something like that. so i want to lose the 5ish pounds that i meant to lose before round one happened.
in an unrelated note... my dog (who i am convinced is smarter than i am except for the fact that i dont chew on my own extremities with reckless abandon) is unbraiding a tightly braided Kong brand dog toy as of it were some canine jigsaw puzzle... except in reverse....
Concerned for anything i own that may appear to my dog as a puzzle...
-Bo. J.
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